i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed
darkarcherprince:

fbangx:

hotyoutubersex:

straight-blazin-all-day-long:

re-blogueiro:


Do not lie to me tumblr

I don’t know, I think it’s rather flattering.
jesus god can I please get more of these

Obviously the only way to wear a shirt.
Men of Tumblr…
dead

The men of tumblr win

i could dig it. 

Seem’s legit tbf

Boy, this look is fabulous but I can’t seem to get the bow just right.
At first I was mad because I thought I looked ugly

But I simply added a cute jacket and I became glamorous!

^winning
THAT LAST ONE WITH THE JACKET TOO, HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Why are these guys doing this?

I mean, why even try, when the baddest bitch is right here?






I will never not reblog this
favuorite post on tumblr omfg

LMFAO

hats off to the men of tumblr.

*bows down* for the man of tumblr

FUCK IVE BEEN DOING THIS WRONG FOR OVER 20 YEARS!

darkarcherprince:

fbangx:

hotyoutubersex:

straight-blazin-all-day-long:

re-blogueiro:

image

Do not lie to me tumblr

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I don’t know, I think it’s rather flattering.

jesus god can I please get more of these

image

Obviously the only way to wear a shirt.

Men of Tumblr…

dead

image

The men of tumblr win

image

i could dig it. 

image

Seem’s legit tbf

image

Boy, this look is fabulous but I can’t seem to get the bow just right.

At first I was mad because I thought I looked ugly

image

But I simply added a cute jacket and I became glamorous!

image

^winning

THAT LAST ONE WITH THE JACKET TOO, HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Why are these guys doing this?

image

I mean, why even try, when the baddest bitch is right here?

image

image

image

image

image

image

I will never not reblog this

favuorite post on tumblr omfg

LMFAO

hats off to the men of tumblr.

*bows down* for the man of tumblr

FUCK IVE BEEN DOING THIS WRONG FOR OVER 20 YEARS!

i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed
vvhaleshark:

renners-chick:

vvhaleshark:

I come home from a six hour drive from Los Angeles back to my house and im fuckin hungry so im gonna make a quesadilla right and i sprinkle the fucking cheese on the tortilla right and i put it in the microwave except the microwaAVE ISNT THERE. WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MICROWAVE WHERE THE FUCK IS IT SOMEONEN STOLE MY GODDAMNED MICROWAVE WHILE I WAS VACATIONING. MY TV IS STILL HERE EVERYTHING IS STILL HERE THEY STOLE MY GOIDAMNED MICROWVAE. ITS FUCKING GONE WHAT THE HELL I JUST WANT A GODAMNED MOTHEFUCKING QUESADILLA

Here’s some advice…. learn to use a stove. They taste better that way any way.

jokes on YOU i made thi s post up for notes how do you FEEL

vvhaleshark:

renners-chick:

vvhaleshark:

I come home from a six hour drive from Los Angeles back to my house and im fuckin hungry so im gonna make a quesadilla right and i sprinkle the fucking cheese on the tortilla right and i put it in the microwave except the microwaAVE ISNT THERE. WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MICROWAVE WHERE THE FUCK IS IT SOMEONEN STOLE MY GODDAMNED MICROWAVE WHILE I WAS VACATIONING. MY TV IS STILL HERE EVERYTHING IS STILL HERE THEY STOLE MY GOIDAMNED MICROWVAE. ITS FUCKING GONE WHAT THE HELL I JUST WANT A GODAMNED MOTHEFUCKING QUESADILLA

Here’s some advice…. learn to use a stove. They taste better that way any way.

jokes on YOU i made thi s post up for notes how do you FEEL

i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed

this-url-is-clever:

lampsarenice:

WARNING: LISTEN AT YOUR OWN RISK. VERY DISTURBING AUDIO ABOVE.

In 1967, a German scientist wanted to figure out why people had nightmares. To conduct this experiment, he took 40 people of all ages and hooked them up to monitoring machines. He then injected them all with a sleep inducing drug, along with a drug he created which made people speak whatever went through their brains- conscious or unconscious  While they slept, the scientist recorded their brain activity, and placed recording devices near each person’s mouth so that he could essentially record their dreams. 
When the volunteers awoke, only one person reported to having a nightmare. The scientist disregarded all the other volunteer’s tapes, and focused on this one person’s tape- a young boy no more than 8. 
What the scientist heard on this young boy’s tape is terrifying and essentially made the scientist leave his practice. We have the recording here today

will someone listen to this and tell me what it is im scared and to much of a wimp to listen to it

wait SOMEONE DO IT I WILL PAY YOU

OMAGAD just listen to it GUYS !

i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed
salty-and-slightlyspicy:

440-tuneit:

salty-and-slightlyspicy:

440-tuneit:

flagget:

440-tuneit:

salty-and-slightlyspicy:

Dammit I forgot to bring my pineapple to class

Fun fact: One time in my English class, this dude walks in like 10 minutes late. He’s carrying a pineapple with him. I figure he needs it for something later on in the day so I don’t think anything of it. Well about 5 minutes after he sits down, this dude pulls out his pineapple, starts turning it around in his hands, stares at it, and STARTS EATING IT. SKIN AND EVERYTHING. I DIDNT EVEN KNOW PINEAPPLE SKIN WAS EDIBLE. I don’t think I had ever been more confused in my life. I wish I still had the picture I took of it saved on my phone.

Oklahoma is a strange state

You have no idea

Reading that was an experience

i found the pictures



OH MY GOD

salty-and-slightlyspicy:

440-tuneit:

salty-and-slightlyspicy:

440-tuneit:

flagget:

440-tuneit:

salty-and-slightlyspicy:

Dammit I forgot to bring my pineapple to class

Fun fact: One time in my English class, this dude walks in like 10 minutes late. He’s carrying a pineapple with him. I figure he needs it for something later on in the day so I don’t think anything of it. Well about 5 minutes after he sits down, this dude pulls out his pineapple, starts turning it around in his hands, stares at it, and STARTS EATING IT. SKIN AND EVERYTHING. I DIDNT EVEN KNOW PINEAPPLE SKIN WAS EDIBLE. I don’t think I had ever been more confused in my life. I wish I still had the picture I took of it saved on my phone.

Oklahoma is a strange state

You have no idea

Reading that was an experience

i found the pictures

OH MY GOD